KhrisWarhol: The CBD smells of garlic today.
jaypinkerton: This guy I pulled a gun on in a mall today made the funniest face.
domesticdays: @BirthRoutes i can see why its outta DONA's scope. i'd be surprised if any certifing org allowed it, with the way people sue today
diwip: 2nd casino in Singapore and 2nd most expensive casino in the world to open today! http://twitpic.com/1ispyh
SexyAssRae: I can't believe I had 7 drinks today n still not on. Smh I have been on antibotics for the past 2 n half weeks I should be like a newbie lol
A_Valdez_13: Lmao funny! RT @LovesLyrics: Today I was reminded that I have no heart. Bambi's mother died and I could care less.
tightguy204: Screw it. Session over. Experiencing a faulty connection. Kept disconnecting and lost my DP, so I'm not gonna bother. Good session today.
sandeeproy1: Where? RT @anaggh: Today's News carry truth behind "MBA" placements & the reality of it all.
mynameislez: Do something new for your significant other today... Same ol' routines get boring!
Suckable_Tweets: Damn I wanted to get to 300 followers today... #bitter
winkwinkZoe: WOW OH WOW. My blog traffic just tripled today. I'm reconsidering my qualms about blogging about sex. I should do this more often ...
axisfound: Do something good for a young person today...
CamielinWndrlnd: Today's late afternoon nap as me exhusted and wide awake...someone do a sleep dance for me...
frenchiekaty: My macbook scared me to death today. I can't afford to lose you babe
